May 2013
132 posts
inv4der:
If i had the same mindset like i have right now, when i first went to highschool SOO many shit would have been different
potter-merlin:
longnightsandterriblefights:
siriuslysalvatore:
are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head
when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book
And then if that book gets turned into a movie, they will pronounce the characters name and you just sit...
“Never chase anyone. A person who appreciates you will walk with you.”
– Unknown (via expiry)
can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:
hitthejackelswitch:
hellooooootrickster:
i have a friend who joined tumblr then i suddenly started getting texts like
“who the fuck is cousin matt?”
“what the hell is a sea pancake????”
“MOON… MOON?”
“what does everyone mean by Benedict is.. the.. real?”
“thats not an MRI scan wtf, why are they saying that?”
“who’s becky and what happened to her?”
and he...
geniusbillionairesassmaster:
wholocked-john-out:
buttastic:
gardenburger:
gardenburger:
hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.
no im not kidding we need to...
busty-karkat:
My science teacher used to teach all of his classes morse code until last year because last year he caught two kids cheating on the test and having a conversation across the room in morse code by blinking their eyelids. So he doesn’t teach morse code anymore and those kids have to wear sunglasses when they take tests
“There are 7 billion people on this planet who I have not met,
and 195 countries...”
– Unknown (via princess)
